Bruce Willis Says...

So, I saw Die Hard 5 while I was in Bangkok and almost forgot about this gem. 

Would never be allowed in the US, but I was happy I brought my camera. 

Oh, and in case you ever go to the movies here, make sure you stand up for the pre-movie ceremony/film that honors the monarchy.  People will remind you what you're supposed to do, but it is better to avoid the stares...

Last, but not least, let's retire Lt. McClane.  Please.  

While still effective in bullying you into washing your hands, the story was played out after Jesus (I mean, Zeus) and McClane saved NY...